Enjoy Your Holiday!

Yeah, yeah, I know. I haven't made any effort to keep the blog up of late.

It's been a hectic month or so around here. Doctors appointments, veterinary appointments, all sorts of Etsy activities keeping me hopping... You know. Life. 

I'll just supply a brief update, and then I'm back to the fray.

Towards the end up September, I was heading up to see my sister-in-law and spend the night at her place. On the way out the door, my husband tossed out this admonition, "You be careful on that staircase of hers. One of these days you'll fall down it."

To which I replied scornfully, "I've been up and down those stairs a hundred times! I've never fallen down them, and I'm not going to fall down them this time."

(You can see where I'm going with this, right?)

Call it pride going before a fall or just a plain old jinx, but sure enough, I tripped and crashed to the floor after mistaking the next-to-the-last step for the last step, and got a vicious sprain. After about three weeks of being black and blue and green halfway up to the knee, I was finally persuaded to go have it x-rayed, and it turned out I'd done more than sprain the thing, I'd managed to fracture it. 

You should have seen it when it got really technicolored! Yecch!

So I've had a full docket of podiatrist and physical therapist appointments to contend with, and still more to go.

Then, a few weeks ago Peppy had a bad turn and we nearly lost him. One night we were jolted awake when Pep abruptly let out a weird, waning reedy sound like an accordion or bagpipe letting out its last gasp, and he stopped breathing. He was motionless, his tongue was out, his eyes were open, and he was unresponsive. Horrible! My poor little dog, just gone in an instant--or so it seemed. I'm not sure how long he was "out" but it seemed like two or three minutes. It was probably less, but eventually, as I held him and stroked him and pleaded with him, he began to move somewhat groggily, and after about ten minutes, you'd never know he'd had a problem. It was sobering, though. 

Turns out his collapsing trachea problem has worsened, and he's developed a slight heart murmur. I've got meds now to control his coughing bouts, but it was a very scary episode and I'm hoping it was just some fluke incident that won't be repeated.

And tomorrow is Thanksgiving... It hardly seems possible it's here already. We're invited to my son's house for the dinner, so I'm enjoying a relaxing holiday this year. I only have to bring the relish tray! How odd it seems not to be cooking.

I did make the annual M&M turkeys, though. Couldn't resist, even though my kids are grown up and probably wouldn't miss them even if they did fail to appear. But the next generation needs to be properly indoctrinated, is the way I see it! 

I hope you all have a very special time with your families tomorrow. Count your blessings, and remember to thank the Lord for them!

That All-Important Turkey: Tutorial

Okay, friends, here is the first of the Thanksgiving cyber demonstrations I promised you.  

Turkey is wonderful, and if you want to know how to roast one or fry one or stuff one, you can probably find everything you ever wanted to know about it somewhere on the web. Somewhere else, that is.

What I'm going to show you are the necessary techniques to make the really important kind of turkey--the little candy turkeys that sit on your table and look silly and happy and festive and contain no nutritional value whatsoever! My kids grew up with this tradition, and even this year--my first one with no kids still living at home--I jolly well intend to carry on.

Here are the materials you will need:

 chenille stems, two colors (one should be orange or red) 
 craft glue
 scissors
 tiny "googly" eyes
 string or cord
 tulle scraps or circles
 yummy brightly colored candy such as M & M's or Reese's Pieces
 extra set of hands (optional, but helpful!)

Snip your chenille stems into lengths of about 5 or 6 inches.  You can use whatever color suits you--here I have a turkey-ish brown.

Now shape your stems into little fiddleheads. First make a hook, roll it down a bit, and add a gentle curve. Like so:

Even young kids can do this part.

Now it's time to add a googly eye to each finished stem. I used craft glue, but you could use a hot glue gun, too, I imagine:

These will need to dry, and then you can do the other side in the same way.

Now, with a bright contrasting color of chenille, cut little pieces (one for each turkey) about 1/2 inch long. Run a bit of glue along the stem, directly under the fiddlehead part...

 ...and place the little piece (beak? wattle?) on the glue, and let it dry:

Okay, that was the hardest bit, and it was pretty simple, right?

Next, you'll need your tulle/ netting / lace fabric scrap. You can use one of those pre-cut circles you get at the craft store, or just cut a more-or-less square shape about 6" x 6". You don't have to be precise.

Here for this demonstration I've used orange, mainly because it's what I have on hand, but brown is especially nice for turkeys. It's pretty cheap at the fabric store, and you don't need much.

Now get your candy.  I use a scant 1/4 cup of candy for each turkey. 

Pour the candy in the center, gather up the netting...

...and tie it off with strong string.  (This is where the extra pair of hands comes in handy.)  

You can see where this is going, can't you? Take one of your stems and poke it into the bag. You may have to wiggle and jam it a bit.

AND.....   VOILA!

You can make them in all different colors, call them all sorts of different birds!  Turkeys for Thanksgiving, geese for Christmas, swans for weddings, ducklings for Easter.

This one is made with a tulle circle from the craft store.

This one makes me think of Odile from Swan Lake.  Not quite as graceful-looking, though!

This is the first time I've tried red lace fabric. I can see the possibilities!

Earlier today, while rummaging about for spare chenille stems in preparation for this tutorial, I stumbled across a box of old family photographs and had fun leafing through a few handfuls. I was pleased to find this one from a long-ago Thanksgiving where, if you look closely, you can see the turkeys at each place setting, before we've finished bringing the food to the table:

Well, I hope you've all had fun looking at my absurd little turkeys. Perhaps you know some little person who would enjoy helping to make these.  Traditions, even the seemingly foolish ones, help build family identity and bind us to one another. 

May God bless your family this Thanksgiving Day, whatever your traditions.